Friday, July 16, 2004

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What About Women that would turn Men Off.

(Reason One)

It’s their stupid notion that pussy power is everything.

They think their pussies are god’s greatest gift to men, believing that the warm, sweet tunnel of procreative functioning and it’s relevant catacombs make them absolutely invincible and utterly supreme in a relationship.

Regardless of whether it’s a freshly discovered, candle-light romance or the sort where dinner table conversations revolve around the size of their adolescent daughter’s trainer bra, women will always think they hold the cords of romantic liaison behind the silken coverings of their panties. And they will never stop abusing it, whether they know it or not.

Blame it on society and its mad convention that causes them to believe that every time they have sex, they are giving a part of themselves through sacrificing one bit of their soul for the gratification of the male.

And thus, men are expected to exchange the world for the rather mundane activity of sexual- gratification. For pussy, we are expected to worship them, both their body and their intellect, of which the quality of either is inconsequential. For pussy, we must discard our views on everything, ranging from religion to politics to our ideal romance, to the fact that we really do not care what colour the covers are as long as they do not abrase our backs and stay on while doing the dirty. - Ah, no, I’m wrong; what sort of man cares about the latter. As long as the woman doesn’t insist on making the bed because it’s falling apart while at it, it’s of no consequence.-

Women, for the most part, are insane when it comes to how much their pussy is worth.

You see, one of the fundamental tenets of the problem with affording pussy lies in the fact that it’s worth a great deal. An immense deal. A deal bigger then Exxon being given the modus operandi for all the wells in Iraq. You get the idea, the worth of pussy is colossal.

And because of that, men cannot afford it all the time. Because it is a luxury good, and so luxurious it is indeed, we cannot want to want it all the time. It would drive us nuts to desire such lavishness incessantly, leaving insufficient mental capacity to finish up our 9 to 5 so that your extravagances can be taken care of.

Another problem is that, because of it’s value, we have to be absolutely sure we pay exactly the right price for the right pussy.

Look, pussy is worth a lot, I’m absolutely convinced of the fact. But that your particular pussy is something I would want to afford in the first place is truly a gross misjudgment on part of the female mind.

The problem with some women is that they believe all men cannot resist their pussy. They have this outmoded, primordial instinct within them that creates the assumption that men always want to have sex, and will do anything to have it.

What is it with all these crazy sluts working their way into my sheets, thinking that, being male, I would naturally respond to the laws of nature in exactly the way they perceive my response should be?

I cannot stand women who advocate pussy power.

They cheapen the male species into nothing but a bunch of mechanical functions governed by their need to procreate.

I cannot stand pussy power.

Because, the truth is, in the face of it, I am most of the time subjected to it.

Stupid cunts.

Xoxox

posted by Isabella at 3:14 AM